How do you....

Okay...so can someone please tell me how we women are supposed to fulfill our roles as mother, wife, and homemaker in only 24 hours a day??? How are we supposed to

Look presentable by fixing your hair and makeup every day (which for me sometimes gets as simple as brushing the hair...forget the wash...and throwing on a little mascara)

AND

Work a full-time job (whether outside the home with a bunch of demanding adults taking every minute of your day or inside the home with a bunch of demanding kids taking every minute of your day!! Mine happens to be the demanding adults)

AND

Keep a clean, presentable, nice smelling, inviting home including but not limited to clean floors, clean dishes, clean clothes (Mine always looks like Hurricane Evan came through with everything he can reach hitting the floor).

AND

Have a nice, manicured, neighbor-friendly lawn (ours alway seems to have knee-high grass and fence lines that look like a mini jungle).

AND

Drive a car that's clean, not trashed, and without a covering of bugs (is that even possible with a one-year old and living down a dirt road?? i was actually teased...lovingly of course....at work about how dirty my van is...OUCH!)

AND

Cook a well-balanced, nutritional, home-made meal for your family (my favorite words are "instant" and "frozen"...well not ALL the time)

AND

Get your child(ren) fed, bathed, homework done, prepared for the next day and in bed by 8:00 (are my goals too high? let me tell you, this 3rd grade homework is CRAZY!)

AND

Find time to spend QUALITY time with your husband (well, quality for us can just be sitting on the couch watching an hour of tv, taking turns rubbing each other's back, feet, whatever)

AND

Keep up with all the fun blogs (I am totally hooked and lose all track of time)

AND

Get a good night's sleep (for me that means at least 8 hours but 9 is so much better!)

So...tell me...how do you all do it???? Just wondering if anyone has any clues they can give me!